1. Sit in a Hackney warehouse and figure out that whole Requiem for a Dream thing [Le Cool]

2. Court like its 1939 at the Old Fashioned Dating Company [Run Riot]

3. Watch the contenders of the Oscar’s ‘Best Foreign Language Film’ at the Tricycle [Flavorpill]

4. Listen to classical music at a classic boozer [Don’t Panic]

5. Hear Christian Wolmar discuss How the Tube created London [Ian Visits]

6. See Formula One cars in Westminster [Tired of London]

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12:11 PM

Help London Transport Museum save their latest art project from saccherine overdose

Nice art project at the London Transport Museum. Go here, fill in your postcode, answer the question “Where do you hope to be?” and your words could appear on a massive map of London representing the hopes and desire of the city’s commuters. This map will form part of an exhibition starting in May.

And your contribution is sorely needed. Judging by the examples on the artwork above the whole thing is in danger of being taken over by happy, outgoing folks intent on being even more happy. It won’t do.

Snipe’s contribution simply read:

“Down the pub.”

More info here.

By Mike Pollitt
11:20 AM

Go bittern hunting on Hampstead Heath

There’s a bittern chilling out on Hampstead Heath right now. This is unusual. You should go see it.

What will you need?

*Some binoculars.
*A vague idea of what a bittern looks like (see above – it’s a fat-necked golden heron).
*A promise not to blame me if you go to see it and it isn’t there.

Why should you go?

*Bitterns are rare birds. Perhaps only 500 winter in the UK each year.
*They are secretive birds who like skulking about in reeds – but the one at Hampstead Heath is quite outgoing so this might be your best chance.
*You’re an interesting and generally cool person who seeks to engage with the natural world because you realise that it enriches your spiritually impoverished urban life.

When should you go?

*Soon. The bittern has been at Hampstead Heath for a couple of weeks now. It was still there yesterday and has been showing well.
*But it’s coming towards the breeding season so it will probably be going off on the pull sometime soon.
*Check out the Hampstead Heath updates here for daily sightings.

Where exactly is it?

*It moves around a bit, but your best bet is the Bird Sanctuary Pond, which is number 15 on this pdf map.
*The bird has been sleeping in a tree by this pond, and your correspondent saw it with his own eyes from the footpath at the pond’s south edge.

Why should you go again?
*David Attenborough would want you to go – are you going to let David Attenborough down?

RSPB – Bitterns
London Bird Club Wiki – Daily sightings
Photo – Wikimedia Commons

By Mike Pollitt
10:23 AM

Bloody builders always sat around doing nothing.

Via @jamesglavin

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By Mike Pollitt
9:08 AM

By Mike Pollitt
2:16 PM

People who object to a new Dalston tower block should sod off to Bedfordshire

That’s essentially the argument made by skyscraper journalist (they exist) James Newman in the Telegraph. In his own words:

“If a 50-metre tall tower next to a railway station in central London isn’t suitable then where is it suitable?…It’s enough to make you wonder why people bother to live in the big smoke of London at all, let alone quite firmly in central London if they are so against urbanity. There are plenty of small-scale, sleepy English hamlets that would welcome them with open arms.”

Yes, well, there are lots of jobs for everyone in all those sleepy hamlets I’m quite sure.

Meanwhile OPEN Dalston reports that English Heritage have objected to the tower block because it will spoil the area.

This argument nicely illustrates one of the biggest issues in London right now. Rent is viciously high because, in part, of a shortage of housing. But local people and conservation groups objecting to new developments make building big new flat complexes extremely difficult.

In Dalston’s case the new tower is not really going to help lower rents, because the plans don’t include affordable housing. The penthouse flats will be marketed at £1m apiece, says OPEN Dalston. This, rather than the fact it’s going to spoil the view, is what’s really objectionable.

But as a matter of wider policy we should absolutely be encouraging tall buildings in zone 2 with a good proportion of affordable flats inside, even if sometimes that will upset the locals.

James Newman at the Telegraph – If you don’t like London rising up, then perhaps you should move out
OPEN Dalston – English Heritage object to Dalston Kingsland scheme
OPEN Daltson – Dalston Kingsland tower block – affordable housing abandoned
Snipe – Housing benefit cuts might be unfair to some Londoners – but so’s the status quo

By Mike Pollitt
10:34 AM

Who knew that the Met has a wildlife crimes unit? Here’s a short video on how the World Society for the Protection of Animals and the Met are fighting for London’s bears and tigers, wherever they may live.

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By Snipe Staff
4:34 PM

1. Watch a free session of Ladyhawk at Rough Trade East [Le Cool]

2. Talk about Bob Dylan at Poet in the City [Flavorpill]

3. Ask director Simon Bright and producer Michael Auret, Robert Mugabe…What Happened? [Don’t Panic]

4. Go to the best named event of the day: The Bats of Epping Forest [Ian Visits]

5. Play crazy golf at Northwick Park [Tired of London]

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11:16 AM

Cock

11:12 AM

What the world really needs - more McDonald's and more nuclear weapons

Tensions in the Falklands, tensions in Iran. Why can’t everyone just order a McFlurry, stockpile some warheads and relax, asks Mike Bonnet.

By Mike Bonnet
11:11 AM